I should be sleeping….
‘Soulja Boy arrested for stealing lizards from a zoo’
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
“I shall call him ‘Squishy,’ and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.” 🐙🐚🌊 (at Jellies at the Shedd Aquarium)
Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
Yessss! She’s gorgeous!
woah man
I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.
I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it
